My visa for India arrived today along with my passport.

It’s a relief to have my passport back.

And it makes the holiday that much more real to have the visa!

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As I can’t seem to get polls working, I’ll have to do this the old fashioned way:

What should I engrave on the new aPod? My iPods are all called the aPod – you work it out!

• The aPod Mk II
• The aPod Classic
• The aPod Grandpa
• The Pappa aPod
• Nothing – it lessens the value for resale

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• Are you having trouble determining whether or not you want to fuck a guy you’ve met online? Ask the technical support people what they think! It’s considered good form to involve them in the decision process!
• Unless you clearly state on your profile that a sense of humor is important, nobody would ever guess that it mattered to you. You’ll wind up getting hits exclusively from morose leather daddies and twinks who like Nietzsche.
• Guys online like to know that you appreciate them as individuals. And nothing shows them that more than when you send them a picture of your cock.
• Are you a grizzled 65-year-old chicken hawk? And have you entered yourself and your picture into Gaydar Sex Factor as a participant in the “Young Guys (18 – 21)” or “Muscle (18 – 30)” categories? Then you’ve TOTALLY understood the concept and need no further instructions on anything! And you should wind up with a “Top 10” award any time now.
• You know those people who put pictures of totally hot guys in their profiles and then add the line “Not me, but what I like”? Other people LOVE that sort of thing.
• When meeting an online contact in person for the first time, arrange to meet him in a public place. That way you can check him out in person and just walk away when you get cold feet or decide he’s not quite what you had in mind as a felching partner.
• Are you having trouble finding a commitment-minded, sexually agile, drop-dead-gorgeous guy through online dating? Well boo-fucking-hoo, you big baby. Grow a pair!
• Your profile might not be the best place to let guys know exactly why your parole officer thinks that there’s no hope for you “on the outside”.
• Online dating provides guys with a great way to meet cool, career-minded, and totally HOT men from all over the world. Too bad that last guy you hooked up with ran off with your laptop while you were in the bathroom!
• If for any reason you need to cancel your date with someone you’ve met online, just go ahead and do it. He’ll figure it out eventually that you’re not coming.

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A few things I’d like to do with you:

Hide your car keys; Read the paper over your shoulder; Wash your socks; Make you wash my socks; Enjoy the silence; Get deep down dirty; Buy crap with your loose change; Slap your arse in public; Cut your hair, badly; Laugh until it hurts; Borrow your clothes and look better in them than you do; Smile just thinking about you; Have a food fight; Pitch a tent on a beach; Say “I told you so”; Surprise you; Do nothing; Break the law (well sort of); Whip your arse at something you’re good at; Make your day; Watch the night sky; Burn your dinner; Grow veggies; Curse you under my breath (w*nker); Grab your Calvin’s and give you a wedgie; Drink a little; Drink a lot; Fall in *cough* love with you; Be happy (mostly).

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So the iPod is renamed the iPod Classic with an 80GB and 160GB model.

And the iPod Touch is released – what a perfect iPod, except for the mere 16GB storage space… not enough to even store a fart on…

Introducing the most spectacular Porche ever created, capable of only 16km/h…

I’m overwhelmed by how useless the potential of the iPod Touch is with the storage space it has.

I’ve ordered the 160GB Classic!

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